Attention, this is an emergency broadcast!. All is well in the school.

Simpsons TV Show. The /r/TheSimpsons subreddit is fan base of redditors who love The Simpsons. The Simpsons is an American animated sitcom created by Matt Groening for the Fox Broadcasting Company. The show is set in the fictional town of Springfield and parodies American culture, society and television.
"Why do you always want people to sign creepy documents??" "Well Frank, once something's in writing, that means it's set in stone, then no one can do anything to stop me..."

A sub-reddit for the fans and critics of the show It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Discussion of the show, pictures from the show and anything else.
What kind of a handshake is this between Larry and Richard? 😄 Goofballs

A subreddit for the HBO show "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
"Last night, I put a condom on inside out and now my wife's vagina is completely numb!" Wandering Bear's reaction with the eyebrow raise is so good

A subreddit for the HBO show "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
Curb Your Enthusiasm - Greg the Flamboyant kid with Larry
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Adopted from China! Do I know any Chinese names... You got Wang, Fang, Bang, Tang. Tang is like China but not China, it's a juice!
A subreddit for the HBO show "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
"The Flash, the guy in the red costume!" I don't even know what red is...

A subreddit for the HBO show "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
How come you won't tell me what the disturbance was? "Oh well, that's a very good question, and I'm on top of it." Well thank you, I'm glad you thought it was a good question because it was a really atrocious answer!
A subreddit for the HBO show "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
Well, I'm off to market! "Marge you're making a complete fool of yourself!"

Simpsons TV Show. The /r/TheSimpsons subreddit is fan base of redditors who love The Simpsons. The Simpsons is an American animated sitcom created by Matt Groening for the Fox Broadcasting Company. The show is set in the fictional town of Springfield and parodies American culture, society and television.
"Congratulations Homer Simpson! You've just won the employee raffle!" Woo Hoo! What do I get? "The job of industrial chimney sweep for a day!" ... Woo Hoo!
Simpsons TV Show. The /r/TheSimpsons subreddit is fan base of redditors who love The Simpsons. The Simpsons is an American animated sitcom created by Matt Groening for the Fox Broadcasting Company. The show is set in the fictional town of Springfield and parodies American culture, society and television.
See this thing? It's a Mezuzah. I need you to put it over the door here. This a Jewish thing, so every anti-semite in the neighborhood will know we live here, in case they want to burn down the house
A subreddit for the HBO show "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
"Do you know how many times I put milk, and fuckin Mountain Dew together? I could have had my own fuckin drink, the Leon Black" "Milk and Mountain Dew? Disgusting"

A subreddit for the HBO show "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
"God knows what you're saying about me!" No one asks about you! "I didn't ask about George Lucas but you just brought him up!"

A subreddit for the HBO show "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
"You guys all think I'm a hero. And I'll accept that responsibility."

A sub-reddit for the fans and critics of the show It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Discussion of the show, pictures from the show and anything else.
"When I found out my daddy had cancer, I never spoke to that man again, I even stopped taking his calls" Did he die?" "I dunno!"

A subreddit for the HBO show "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
Why are they all so hot?
A sub-reddit for the fans and critics of the show It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Discussion of the show, pictures from the show and anything else.
"It's good to have a big friend, you can really smack em around, look at that!" "Don't feel a thing!"

A subreddit for the HBO show "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
"I smell like shit"

A sub-reddit for the fans and critics of the show It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Discussion of the show, pictures from the show and anything else.
Larry's mailman (Jon Daly) looks like such a goof I crack up every time

A subreddit for the HBO show "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
"Wait, you're not going to take care of me when I'm old??" "Hell no I'm not going to take care of you, you were a terrible father to me!"
A sub-reddit for the fans and critics of the show It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Discussion of the show, pictures from the show and anything else.
"I walk by, I grab the fuckin purse, I run down the street, Larry pops out, tackles me, tries to get the purse back, I fuck Larry up, and keep on rollin!"
A subreddit for the HBO show "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
"Do you want to apologize to my dog? Because you really yelled at my dog" "Yeah, it's really hard to apologize to a dog, because they're... a stupid animal."
A subreddit for the HBO show "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
"Just get me out of fucking prison, stop talking about cards, just get me out of fucking prison please!"

A subreddit for the HBO show "Curb Your Enthusiasm"
"At the end of the day, you win some, I win some and there's a mutual respect left over between us" "Any respect that you're feeling that's coming from me is a mistake on your part!"
A sub-reddit for the fans and critics of the show It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Discussion of the show, pictures from the show and anything else.
"If we see anything suspicious we call the police." The police?! The streets are flooded with the ejaculate of the homeless and you people are counting on the police??

A sub-reddit for the fans and critics of the show It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Discussion of the show, pictures from the show and anything else.