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We almost argued when my wife phoned from the kitchen

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The number of ships in the ocean right now (vesselfinder.com)

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Why are men generally more curious than women?

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Did you hear about the guy who would sell 3 doors at a time?

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This is my 2nd all time favorite dialogue, what's yours?

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I quit smoking cold turkey..

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Sometimes the planter designs itself

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Share, learn, and grow Pothos! Epipremnum spp (aureum, pinnatum, and amplissimum) are vining aroids commonly kept as houseplants. Easy to grow, stunning variation, and often a bad attitude - explore the most laidback houseplant you’ll ever have (Scindapsus & vining Philodendron welcome too, since most people call them pothos anyway)

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Man executes 3 people after argument

Welcome to /r/MorbidReality, a subreddit devoted to the most disturbing content the internet has to offer. Here, we study and observe the darkest aspects of human nature.

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I wish I had a weed dealer called Scooby..

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10000 year old digging technique

That shit felt so good.

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This is my all time favorite dialogue, what's yours?

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Reenactment of The Avengers on a very low budget

Funniest internet videos of Just Guys Being Dudes, boys being boys, and madlads goofing around.

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15 Things Only Geminis Understand

Gemini is the sign of duality and endless intrigue. Curious, quick-witted, and chaotically charming.

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Multi-award-winning, next-generation MIDI controller

For anything truly interesting as fuck

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I got a box of chocolate wafer rolls, and I pretend they are fine cigars as I eat them (image in description) and have a glass of water with them like aged scotch

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Baby And Puppy Growing Up Together!

A place where humans meet dogs

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[Offer] I'm bored, can create 1-3 page website for free (6yrs exp)

The place for news, articles and discussion regarding WordPress, the open source software. Wordpress.com-related questions should be posted to https://wordpress.com/forums/.

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Just wanted to say thank you

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Flaticon advertises thousands of free vector icons (svg), but they can only be downloaded by premium members

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The rise and fall of Pablo Escobar (1.5hr documentary)

Welcome to /r/MorbidReality, a subreddit devoted to the most disturbing content the internet has to offer. Here, we study and observe the darkest aspects of human nature.

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Tell me a joke

Reddit's largest humor depository

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One night the girl heard a hushed gravelly voice coming from the stables.. Seeing an old man, she screamed "Who are you?"

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I hate modern browsers

#**We are no longer allowing posts about politics**

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I put the usb in the correct way the first try

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Car sensor alarms might be more effective if they played a recorded message "This location has been sent to the police and the car is now being tracked" instead of a loud alarm

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