Aussie sentences (Trigger warning, NSFW, Racist, Sexist Etc)

It seems the medical medium contradicted himself

My computer has been constantly telling me there are either 5 or 13 viruses on it, the notifications appear to be coming from what looks to be Norton. Am I cooked or what?

My computer has been constantly telling me there are either 5 or 13 viruses on it, the notifications appear to be coming from what looks to be Norton. Am I cooked or what?

What in the absolute fuck do I do here help me

If you could bring back to life any celebrity who died too young, who would it be?

What is the worst first date movie possible

Any pedicure addicts out there in the MM community? How are you handling your pedicures now that we know that being in the salons and or using the products are not good for us?

Are angry mobs safe? I want to piss off a bunch of people and get them to form an angry mob to chase me ( preferably with torches and pitchforks ) but I don't want to get hurt but they can't be that bad, Can they?

What movies are coming out in 2025 that you are excited for?

What is the first song by Melanie that you listened to without knowing her?

Geninua question. Why has Melanie never been invited to awards like the Grammys?

Name your favourite film :)

How to have sex at least somewhat frequently without adrenals or zinc getting cooked

WHERE ARE MY WINTER CLOTHES ADOLF

Recommend R Rated movies that are appropriate for kids

I decided to make a list on movies where the American age rating (the MPAA) is R or TV-MA. but in Australia, they are rated M (or even PG on some occasions). Which the M rating in Australia is the nearest (or is the equivalent) rating to America's PG-13 rating. Let me know if i've missed something.

Your "elevator speech" (a short succinct thing you've prepared to say when asked about your life)

I want to use soy oin my skin care. Is this ok as long as I am not eating it ?